Notes: Let me introduce you to my army of betas: Bina, the mother of this fic, who was there from the first second and whose inbox may never recover, but without whom NONE of it would've ever happened. Staraflur, who taught me a thing or two about The Ways of Sides, skateparks and who somehow managed to pick up on my subtle Cook obsession. Itachi, who never gave up on even my freakiest attempts at grammar and who reminded me where the uncles are at. And kc, whose insights never failed to make me go !!! and who saved Gaius from a lifetime inside a closet with a Segway. Also want to thank my brilliant cheerleader, ZaraT, who dubbed this fic 'The Hineyken'. I love you too hard, bb. A million hearts in eyeballs to everyone who listened to me whine, who helped in any way and to the public railways, where most of this madness came from in the first place.
1. Accidental Memory In The Case Of Death by derryere [ - ] (75593 words)
